"Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul." - Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine (via bl-ossomed)
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
Love is Purple.
Love might be purple, but it’s also adorable!
STILL NOT OVER IT
NEVER WILL BE OVER IT